Monday, April 11, 2011

Two Dreams in a Night.

Or rather, one morning. These were a few I managed to get before heading off to school. I originally was going to put three dreams, but there really are only shreds of the first dream anymore that I'm really not sure what all can be said about it.


-There is a woman that ran for a particular position of power. I can't remember what it was, but she was a public figure, and had a lot of influence in the community.

She was also an ex-superhero named The Angel. She obviously gained the position based on all of the good works she had done. Clearly. Except for the fact that her real superpower was the power of persuasion, and she was actually really fucking evil.

So, I was sneaking into the company she ran, to dig up dirt on her. The building was huge. At one point, I attracted the attention of a security guard, who began to chase me. I rounded a corner inside the building, and hid in a closet of sorts, with a stairway in it. I hid under the stairway, and he came in and completely missed me. I kind of wish this one lasted longer, as I'm curious as to which directions it could've taken.





-I snuck up on a couple of racists that were shooting minorities with high-powered sniper rifles from the inside of a warehouse. I came up behind them and reached for one of their guns that was lying on the ground.

  "Hey!" one of them yelled at me, "What are you doin', touching my gun?!"
 "I uh..." I began, adopting a quick Southern drawl, "Sorry, feller, I jus' dun wanted to shoot mahself a nigger too."

Somehow, they managed to see right through my lie. They tied me up and hung me from the wall by a hook. Several hours passed and I regained consciousness. I looked down at them, and their girlfriends were suddenly there. One of them looked up at me and seemed genuinely concerned.

"Aw, are those ropes too tight?" she asked.
"No, ma'am, they're actually quite comfortable." I lied.
"Aww, wook at da widdle baby, twyin to hold back his teaws." she shouted mockingly. She then wrapped her arms around her racist boyfriend and went in for a kiss.

I began to get pissed at her mockery, and I began to rapidly notice that the idiots that tied me up had somehow left a good amount of the rope around their chairs...and there was a rafter within jumping distance. Feeling a little crazy, I flipped the weight of my body over the rafter, and the ropes tightened around their chairs and pulled them up so quickly that they hit their heads against the rafters. The strings fell loose from me.

The girls freaked out at me, and one attempted to hit me with a baseball bat. I dodged out of the way, and the bat hit her friend's neck. She began to cough up copious amounts of blood, and I got away.


The weird thing about these dreams is that I remember the room layouts and the architecture. I remember what the people looked and sounded like. This is actually kind of a rare occurrence for me, but then so is having multiple dreams in a night.

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Dream for Saturday, 04-09-2011

In a haunted house, fighting a witch. Or witches. Either way, some shit is pretty fucked up.

There are dead bodies of people that have been brutally murdered. All of them are in different bedrooms that no one bothered to clean up. And yet, people were still living in this fucked-up house.

There was a lot of going back-and-forth, several instances where I'd open the wrong door and stumble onto more dead bodies. We find a safe room, a sort of room that exists between dimensions. For a brief while, it was safe from the witches. However, a television and remote acted as a portal to the outside world, and they gained access to it remotely.

They almost got in, but we blocked the gateway and refused to let them in.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Dreams for Saturday, Nov. 27th

Some kind of tunnel I had to pass through in an absurd dreamstate. Like a "dream within a dream" to go through some kind of process in the dream above.

The tunnel was comprised of what appeared to be shopping cart-like conistency, except the ends lifted up as you pushed through. Fluorescant lights flickered overhead as I pulled through. There was candy everywhere, and toys. And pizza. I ate the pizza as fast I could. As I did, my mind continued to rant and rave as I yelled retarded shit about everything.

There was also a bear, which roared at me. I threw a fish or something at it and it shut up.

Small scrambled tidbits:

-Conservatives were gloating about how they were going to take down Same-Sex Marriage by introducing some new bill allowing them to be brutally violent and cruel to animals, such as pets of those very couples. The idea was that if gays could get married, all the innocent animals had to die.

-Some bastardized computing concepts and interfaces.

-I'm pretty sure Arthur was in there somewhere. What a dick.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

June 29th, "Random" Snippets

This is all a jumbled mess. I've been having trouble dreaming lately, and have tried using hypotic files to try and bring them out.

Last night was a really jumbled one.

-I climbed on the outside of a house to smoke "fake, legal marijuana"
-Brian found it, but it had transformed into something else.
-I was with Tom, who crashed into the local Verizon Store with his car. He then did an insane donut and spinned around and drove off.
-I had bought a Droid-like phone, and Brian was telling me how I should've saved my money.
-I was in a tunnel with a bunch of Cat bulldozers and workers. This part had a narrator talking about a flesh-eating disease that was in the tunnel, and how rapidly it could spread. Upon discovering such a thing, all of the construction workers, including myself, ran out of the tunnel screaming.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Garbled Sleep

Haven't had much luck lately, been losing it almost as soon as I get up. Night before last was something about Harry Potter. I have no idea about almost any of the details now.

I'm struggling to remember what I had just dreamed. Were there dinosaurs in it? Maybe. I'm just not sure.

Edit: I vaguely remember several things: pushing/lifting heavy wooden crates, being in some sort of "space hotel", and also an interface with settings that I could change settings by moving my hands in the air.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Sunday June 20th, "Movie" Dreams

Finally, a dream. I theorize that this was made possible through sleep deprivation.

Essentially, the content of this "dream" entails the plot of two very different movies that are somehow interconnected.

-One is a superhero-type of film, and involves Toby Maguire as the protagonist. He has given up being Spiderman due to his discovery of a fascinating new indestructible alloy. He gives himself a war-mongering, more villanous name. Dresses sort of like Magneto.

At the same time, he decides to aid in fighting this strange outbreak of a disease that causes people to not only mutate, but in such a way that their powers are incredibly deadly.

In one scene, a woman was given a weird appearance in which her skin and facial features degenerated in such a way that her texture seemed to be bright white with moving colored rainbows on her. She could merge into the ceiling and walls. Anyone she touched seemed to unfold and disassemble themselves into clothing-like material, and Peter seemed to be truly sorry for her.

In this dream, this was both a movie and somehow also a reality. It was being done by an independent filmmaker on a budget of less than 8 thousand dollars, and everyone pledged support for the film.


-The other "movie" type of dream was a horror film with over 20 different endings, created by the same filmmaker. It was somehow intertwined with the superhero movie. The director claimed that this was not just some horror film. When you watched the different versions with different endings and soundtracks, it became an entirely different film.

In one version, every one of the main characters are brutally murdered, deep fried, and eaten by cannibals. There were horrible screams and the actors obviously died painfully. In another, the various monsters opened a door to scream at the audience, but it became increasingly hilarious as the door started rapidly opening and closing with different monsters to the point of becoming absurd.

In yet another, everything ends up fine with a love story developing between two of a main characters in a high school setting. (The girl had pink hair.) In this "movie" dream, I was watching it with my mother and she kept telling me what a fascinating idea for a film this was.

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Hallucinations

Earlier this morning, was caught in a moment of what appeared to be waking sleep. My alarm clock went off early in the morning, and I hadn't gotten a whole lot of sleep the night before.

Phenomenon: Waking hallucinations, overlapped upon physical world.
Likely Cause: Sleep Deprivation
Description: I woke up around 6:30 AM to find faces staring back at me. They were disembodied, and functioned as if they were attached to clouds or something. They flew around me, and seemed to be aware of me. They were bizarre in appearance, but ultimately weren't frightening or "harmful" (in the sense of a dream character attempting to harm the dreamer).


I figured this may merit documentation of some sort.